Desi Jokes: Beggar Confused by Girl's Reply, Truth Will Make You Laugh!

• A girl at a railway inquiry counter asks if she looks fat in her dress, confusing the employee.
• Santa and Banta discuss why some boys at weddings go to girls' rooms, attributing it to a lack of other reasons to enter.
• A joke about bachelors' hair turning white, suggesting future wedding cards will announce 'Hair Dyeing ceremony'.
• Santa jokes that the next generation will be lucky as their parents, who wake up late, won't tell them to wake up early.
• Pappu stands up when Madam asks the 'fool' in class to, explaining he didn't want her to stand alone.
• A beggar asks for food, and a girl repeatedly offers 'tomatoes'; her mother clarifies the girl meant 'go earn and eat' due to a lisp.
• A wife asks her husband to pick her up after Raksha Bandhan; he jokes about being on holiday until August 15th, leading to a witty retort about independence.
• A husband explains he holds his wife's hand in the market not out of love, but to prevent her from running into shops.
• Aslam tells Abdul that his hen brings a rooster home daily, eliminating the need to buy one.