Desi Jokes: Santa's Secret Call & Hilarious Family Banter Will Make You Laugh!

• A man humorously admits his wife is the ultimate decision-maker, not his heart or brain.
• A daughter-in-law's witty confusion between 'Elaichi' (cardamom) and 'Maa ji' (mother-in-law) leads to a funny misunderstanding.
• Santa advises stealing the groom's phone instead of shoes for a much higher ransom at a wedding.
• Santa's hilarious reason for talking softly on the phone: it's his wife's sister, not his own.
• Pappu cleverly attributes his "stinging eyes and burning heart" to Delhi's pollution, not lingering love for his ex.

Why It Matters: Enjoy a dose of relatable Desi humor with witty comebacks and everyday situations.