Girlfriend's 'Abuses' Dinner & Insurance Plan: Hilarious Couple Jokes

• Boyfriend's late arrival leads to a funny revelation about 'eating abuses' from his boss.
• A girlfriend's declaration of being 'ruined in love' is met with a witty response about not being a Collector.
• A heartbroken boyfriend's shattered heart is offered for sale to a junk dealer by his practical girlfriend.
• Couples humorously debate love marriage choices, comparing partners to 'known scoundrels' or 'tamed snakes'.
• A girlfriend's reaction to her boyfriend's new insurance policy hilariously suggests she's anticipating the payout.

Why It Matters: Enjoy a dose of laughter with these relatable and witty jokes about couple dynamics.