Laugh Out Loud: Son's 'tongue like scissors' joke and more funny gags!

• A son asks his mother to cut a rope with her tongue, citing his father's comment about her tongue running like scissors.
• Pammi is overjoyed at her sister's farewell, excited to inherit all her clothes.
• A boy advises against drinking while driving, not due to accidents, but to avoid spilling alcohol.
• Santa explains how his car's failed brakes led to chasing two people into a wedding procession.
• Gappu tells his teacher that boys are 'thieves' because they always eye 'other's wealth' (girls).