Wife Asks: Why Bring My Family? Husband's Witty Reply Will Crack You Up!

• Husband's 'great' response to wife's disappearance leads to a swollen-eyed Friday.
• Wife threatens husband with shoes after his poetry about lost footwear.
• Husband and wife exchange witty remarks over quieting their crying child.
• Husband compares blaming wife's family to blaming a TV company for a broken TV.
• Drunk husband's time-telling error sparks a humorous debate on sobriety.

Why It Matters: Enjoy these hilarious husband-wife jokes for a good laugh and a brighter day.