Funny Jokes: Kid asked neighbor for an umbrella, uncle asked about his dad, boy gave a hilarious reply!

• A child asked a neighbor for an umbrella, and when asked about his father, gave a funny response.
• A woman asked for 'barbaad pati' instead of 'nashpati' (pears) from a fruit seller.
• Santa drank a whole bottle of 'Royal Stag' before riding his scooter home to prevent it from breaking.
• A child sleeping during the day is 'charging' to disturb their mom's sleep.
• A boy's 'love' symptoms were diagnosed as weakness, needing glucose.