Funny Jokes: Teacher calls student weak, his reply makes sir take off shoe!

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• Son-in-law claims responsibility for office problems, amusing his mother-in-law.
• Student's witty reply about teachers makes his own teacher furious.
• Student's 'noble deed' involves setting a dog on an old man.
• Auto-rickshaw driver's habit of fitting more people leads to chaos at his wedding.